never touch your face, or, God forbid, rub your eyes after you’ve cleaned and cut up 6 fresh chili peppers.
pay attention when you use a blender or the top is liable to come off and the soup be sprayed all over the kitchen. Also, (you may already know this) hot soup burns.
if you call your boyfriend in tears, he is likely to only hear the words “hot soup”, “spilled”, and “burned”. Then he is likely to rush over fearing a trip to the ER when in fact you were just crying because the soup explosion startled and/or scared you, the kitchen is a mess, and your arms hurt where the soup splashed and burned them.
it takes about half an hour to clean off pretty much every kitchen surface.